"What do I do for a living?

"Okay this is a little--well okay, do you know that town from The Lottery? Yeah. No, yeah, from middle school. That's a real place. I mean, Shirley Jackson hung out with us for a while, she took some notes, later we found out--yeah, no, we didn't really want her to write that story but that ship sailed on its own, and, mmhmm right, nothing really happened.

"Yeah! Yeah we still do the rock thing. Actually that's what I was gonna tell you, I sell the rocks. Spend all month collecting them, sell a whole bunch of rocks on Lottery day, pretty much live on that all year. People can get their own rocks but buying them from me is a tradition so I make a killing. It's a good gig.

"Yeah I've been known to throw a few from time--WHOA whoa whoa damn slow down, man. Obviously it sucks for that person, but for the rest of us it's a nice tradition, pretty chill. Keeps local business solvent wink wink."

"What if it was me? Never happen. Yeah, sure, my name's in there too just like everyone else, but I'm pretty sure they'd just redraw or something if it was me, I mean come on. I'm the guy."

OK WTF for real are you guys serious? Haha bunch of jokesters put it back in there, draw again.

OKAY WELL I'M, OW, DEFINITELY NOT SELLING YOU ANY ROCKS FOR THIS, OW

OW

OW

Step 1: Pin the Summer Games down in Athens permanently
Step 2: Pin the Winter Games down in a different permanent venue
Step 3: Move the Esports Games forward two years
Step 4: Rename the Esports Games to the Spring Games
Step 5: Pin the Spring Games down in a third permanent venue
Step 6: Create the Autumn Games
Step 6A: The Autumn Games will be held every four years
Step 6B: The Autumn Games will be held the year after the Summer Games and before the Winter Games, syncing up with the original Olympic Games
Step 6C: The Autumn Games will include events from the original Olympic Games, notably chariot racing and trumpeting
Step 6D: The Autumn Games will be held permanently in Olympia, home of the original Olympic Games

the Worf "its not possible to be a loser and a winner" meme but its for you, sir, winning the internet today.