"Should I give this fly an honorable warrior's death?"

No, because I would not want some higher being to cast their harsh judgment on me in my time of weakness.

Cruelty, perhaps, but I do not presume the fly a warrior.

Not sure I'd be comfortable with whoever's shootin' the blue goo, though...

me (lying to my son myles): we’re going to be naming your brother “kyle”. it’s short for kylometers

we got the idea from kylo ren. remember him? from star wars?

all the children in the auditorium are booing and shouting “our reasons for hating you are multifaceted and complex” in unison and it’s really scaring me