it's honestly really funny to be one of the admins of a deity-centric server
while also being a goddess

like yes, you should heed my word because i partly own the server and decide where things go
but also you should heed my word because i control the stars, time and space is by my design and my will is the will of the universe
...the will of the universe has a suggestions channel tho

"my goddess", the mortal exclaims, kneeling within the grand temple. the winds grow still, the radiant leaves flutter across the vines hugging the pillars. stars reflect in the calm waters all around, twinkling and decorating the marble sculptures made in Her honor. the universe is listening.

"i... have an image of my cat. where should i post it?", the mortal asks. forces unknown caress their hair, before an ethereal voice envelops the realm.

"hmmm. you can use #media for now i guess, i could always make a new channel for pet pics later tho"

and with that, Her presence leaves the temple once more. She hath delivered onto thee the guidance you need. best pray the cat pic is sufficiently Scrungly

At The Mountains of Madness by Lovecraft except it's a guy exploring a fan wiki and getting real freaked out by each new wiki page

it's honestly really funny to be one of the admins of a deity-centric server
while also being a goddess

like yes, you should heed my word because i partly own the server and decide where things go
but also you should heed my word because i control the stars, time and space is by my design and my will is the will of the universe
...the will of the universe has a suggestions channel tho