Instead of writing all of those self-help books about becoming sigma male, millionaire in your 20s or whatever, they should write one about being a good poster

🥊 Can't decide which of these jokes is better:

"Y'all ever have a family gathering that makes you go pk;m new by the end of the day"

Or

"Am I the only one who has to look up what my pronouns were again"

what if, instead of writing "uwu", weezer fans wrote "=w="

a public domain "yakety sax" knockoff plays as sped-up footage plays of you clumsily attempting to jack it