dig three graves
one of the graves secretly has a sports car in it
pick 1
i show you there is a goat in grave 3
you can switch to grave 2 or stick with your original pick...

i don't win every time, but at least if i lose i get buried between a goat and a sports car

So, it's kinda weird that the Iron Man movies turned Tony's butler into an AI, right?

Spiderman Villains: "I'm the Chemist! The university pulling my funding to give to the Athletics Department, which caused a lab explosion because I couldn't afford a chemical stabilizer! Now I hunt the football coach and athletic director until I can undo the damage."

X-Man villain: "They call me Scaredo Racist, and these is my mysterious benefactors Mr Senator and the Xenotechie. I want to dip every mutant in a lethal acid."

Batman villain: "Gotham, you shall know the true terror of The Smokes! My father left one day when I was six to get cigarettes but never came home. The instability this brought to my life led me down a hellacious path. I now steal diamonds, pump CO2 into the mayor's office, and once tried to blow up all convenience stores at the same time"