So, it's kinda weird that the Iron Man movies turned Tony's butler into an AI, right?
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Spiderman Villains: "I'm the Chemist! The university pulling my funding to give to the Athletics Department, which caused a lab explosion because I couldn't afford a chemical stabilizer! Now I hunt the football coach and athletic director until I can undo the damage."
X-Man villain: "They call me Scaredo Racist, and these is my mysterious benefactors Mr Senator and the Xenotechie. I want to dip every mutant in a lethal acid."
Batman villain: "Gotham, you shall know the true terror of The Smokes! My father left one day when I was six to get cigarettes but never came home. The instability this brought to my life led me down a hellacious path. I now steal diamonds, pump CO2 into the mayor's office, and once tried to blow up all convenience stores at the same time"
dig three graves
one of the graves secretly has a sports car in it
pick 1
i show you there is a goat in grave 3
you can switch to grave 2 or stick with your original pick...