What do you call a spider's ass?

• Wears a blue pink and white suit that is almost the right shades for a trans flag
• "Men and women of either sex" are invited onto the game show (cutting this one some slack for having been said in the 90s but enbies are valid too)
• Mostly avoids pronouns but calls you Enforcer instead which is objectively cooler

Factory or Maeva have to be the best tracks in the game. Just sayin'.

MANLY PATRIOTIC BAGEL BURGER WITH MAXIMUM CARCINOGENS. 30% GUNPOWDER, 20% SOOT, 50% PURE AMERICAN RED BEEF, COOKED TO CONGRATULATIONS!

BURNT TO A CRISP WITH MONSTER TRUCK EXHAUST FROM GOD HIMSELF, SMOTHERED WITH RADIOACTIVE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE KETCHUP! RED FOR THE BLOOD OF CHRIST, WHITE FOR HIS PALE SKIN AND HAIR, AND BLUE FOR HIS PIERCING BLUE EYES!

INORGANIC NON VEGAN EXTRA GLUTEN WHEAT BUNS CULTIVATED ON THE LUSCIOUS HOLY GROUND OF THE GREAT PACIFIC GARBAGE PATCH, TOASTED WITH THE HEAT GENERATED BY OUR CRYPTO FARMS!

YEEHAW!!!

Do you think a forklift certified non-binary and a pyrotechnics-licensed agender could find true love?

Someone suggested to me gender as certs and I can't get it out of my head.

"Yeah I have certifications in 12 different genders. Really proud of the tree doctorate, but I let the boy license expire. Come to think of it, I think girl lapsed as well, but I have MBO at the Hi-, Bi-, and The- levels, so it shakes out. I'm taking evening classes to get Monster, I'm really excited and it's been a fun process."