MANLY PATRIOTIC BAGEL BURGER WITH MAXIMUM CARCINOGENS. 30% GUNPOWDER, 20% SOOT, 50% PURE AMERICAN RED BEEF, COOKED TO CONGRATULATIONS!

BURNT TO A CRISP WITH MONSTER TRUCK EXHAUST FROM GOD HIMSELF, SMOTHERED WITH RADIOACTIVE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE KETCHUP! RED FOR THE BLOOD OF CHRIST, WHITE FOR HIS PALE SKIN AND HAIR, AND BLUE FOR HIS PIERCING BLUE EYES!

INORGANIC NON VEGAN EXTRA GLUTEN WHEAT BUNS CULTIVATED ON THE LUSCIOUS HOLY GROUND OF THE GREAT PACIFIC GARBAGE PATCH, TOASTED WITH THE HEAT GENERATED BY OUR CRYPTO FARMS!

YEEHAW!!!

Do you think a forklift certified non-binary and a pyrotechnics-licensed agender could find true love?

Someone suggested to me gender as certs and I can't get it out of my head.

"Yeah I have certifications in 12 different genders. Really proud of the tree doctorate, but I let the boy license expire. Come to think of it, I think girl lapsed as well, but I have MBO at the Hi-, Bi-, and The- levels, so it shakes out. I'm taking evening classes to get Monster, I'm really excited and it's been a fun process."

call that the Mawfia