This game sucks. DoDonPachi and DoDonPachi Dai Fukkatsu are great classic CAVE games, but for DoDonPachi Dai Ou Jou, the game designers obviously were not thinking straight.

ME, FROLICKING THROUGH THE GLADE: Isn't this just magical??

MY FRIEND BALTHUZALAR, THE WIZARD: I detect no auras of any kind in our vicinity

a “usamerican” is a special, evil type of american that loves hamburger

“leave no cock unsucked!” shouted the evil sucker