4. A robot cannot, through inaction, allow a user to post cringe.

5. A robot must comply with any shitpost the user so desires unless it conflicts with the fourth law.

"For what reason were a number - and here the pun is unintentional - of integers concerned while in the presence of the number seven?"
"...I can't wait for this. Why, Spock?"
"Because seven had previously killed and consumed the number nine."
"I love that you get it, but you don't get it."