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- delivering single lines of dialogue to lend flavor to a mission
- being Exploded by mute psychopaths with godlike flying skills
- dying in droves to show a new threat has arrived on the scene
Act now, and we’ll get your beloved creatures three thousand grams of melatonin and a dry book on the history of Airbus, certain to stop their ambitions to Be Exploded In Mission 4 in their tracks.
