Lin-Manuel Miranda was born onto this Earth, the youngest of eight hundred and seventy-six children. He was born at the age of seventy-three and aged backwards. At the age of seventy-one, he was inspired to write his first play, "Holy Shit That Hurts," after he was introduced to the purple nurple and given a swirlie by his eldest dozen siblings. His first hit stage play, "I Just Defeated My Shadow Twin In A Battle To The Death On The Rim Of A Volcano," was inspired by his epic battle to the death with his shadow twin, Rin-Manuel Miranda, on the rim of a volcano. Miranda currently lives in LA and New York (respectively) and is well known for being 5'9" (or 22 degrees Celsius in metric).

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