Being a first responder sounds stressful. I wanna be a, like, thirteenth responder. By the time we show up hardly anyone even remembers what the original problem was...

The poison for Kuzco.
The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco.
Kuzco’s poison.
The chemical that will fatally harm Kuzco.
Kuzco’s Ironic Delight.
A fatal sippy for Kuzco.
A drink for the thirsty little flower we call Kuzco.
Agatha Christie Presents: And Then There Were None, starring Kuzco
Kuzco’s boat to the Gray Havens
A bullet for Kuzco (poison)