Oh, gee willikers, I sure would hate if an evil wizard made me drink the girl potion at 3AM! That would be uncomfortable and humiliating and not make me happy at all!

…and you know what would be even worse? Oh, egads, if he were to only give me half of the dose so that I only transform halfway! I would be a freak, a monster! How will I ever feel normal again? Oh no, oh jeez!

I sure would loathe the day such an evil wizard were to come to my home at the addre—

(in case you didn’t get it, the joke is i actually would like that but i’m lying so the evil wizard will do it)

i hate how intra-otherkin discourse is so prevalent. like you're literally dog, you should be going for walkies outside