may thy knife shid and fard

Despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium, and the aura is cancer.

Have you been enjoying the content I've been posting? Consider liking, following, and punching me in the dick

I can't offer punches, is slamming it in the car door of a luxury sedan ok?

See an accident? (descending) wah--wah--wah--wahhhh

See a sexy person? awooooooga [this one feels well covered tbh]

See a car chase smash through someone's flower cart? yaketty sax

"Look at this clown"-beepa-beepa is something I want but would probably start a lot of road rage incidents.