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REACTION SPEED [Medium:Failure] - Oh no.
LOGIC [Medium:Failure] - That was the sound of your penis hitting the floor. Your dick just fell off.
COMPOSURE [Trivial:Success] - Do not look at it.
KIM KITSURAGI - He hasn't moved a single muscle. Not a micrometer. He hasn't turned to look at all.
DRAMA [Heroic:Failure] - You need to get his attention. Start Screaming. Now.
HORRIFIC NECKTIE - Chin up Bratan! It happens to one in five men your age! Or so I'm told!
- Scream.
- "Kim I think my dick just fell off"
- "Kim I'm positive I still have my penis. Attached."
- [Savoir Faire - Legendary 14] Pick it up as if nothing happened.
- (kick it as hard as you can and point out the window.) "Oh my god Kim, look over there!"
SAVOIR FAIRE:3
LOW
8%
-2 Fundamental Misunderstanding8%
+1 Didn't Look
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