i know the general conceit around teleporters is "no bud, thats the prestige. it kills the original you and ship-of-theseuses some atoms into a jeff-vandermeer-Ghost-Bird copy who thinks its you."
However,
have we considered a teleporter that just does inorganic stuff? Like what if we made a teleporter that was just designed to get around FedEx freight rates? What if we made it affordable to ship a Cisco Sparkboard?

this post brought to you by NireBryce's reblog of
@mononcqc's charismatic technologies post and the [un]affordability of shipping a Cisco Sparkboard video conference system despite nearly ubiquitous availability

the doctor told me i have sam o’nella! this is great! he is like my favorite youtuber of all time! with how long he has not posted, i was worried that he died but it turns out that sam o’nella was within me all along!

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