Legion fans you at least know they haven't mentally developed past thirteen and their political affiliations are "lol south park". Enclave fans are if you could distill and bottle "I'm Just Asking Questions" and "The South Will Rise Again", and a truck carrying the two collided with a shipment of ill-fitting white polo shirts.

Paper Mario TTRPG where you simulate timed hits with various table games with measured distances and goal width. Jumps use paper football field goals, hammer uses tabletop shuffleboard with a shrinking circle for tighter window, etc etc.

fuck you [algorithmically infers your gender]