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"Loving husband of Sakuya Touhou Izayoi" "Dehya Genshinimpact is my wife" oh yeah well I'm Texas Arknights' side hoe. I'm like her fifth or sixth favorite person to be around. She's got girlfriends she cares about way more than me who I couldn't even hope to compete with; she just lets me hit because she thinks the way I'm pathetic about it is endearing. Whenever she gets home from being a badass ex-mafioso contract killer and all the equally cool people she's dating are busy, she is at best unperturbed with the safe assumption that her comfort-twink-slash-emotional-support-fuck would drop anything to be her arm candy for a while. And she's right.