The "Penis Monster" is an American cryptid reported throughout the 1970s and 1980s in the Lake Counties of Michigan. It has been generally described as a large oblong creature, floating with no apparent means of propulsion, with a large frontal trunk and two globular eyestalks.

But when I play THE SONG OF LOVE AND HATRED

It's all
OOOUGH NASCAR THIS HURTS TO LISTEN TO
NASCAR IM BREAKING OUT IN RUNES IM SCARED
THATS NOT A TOILET NASCAR
YOU'VE SEALED US TO A TERRIBLE FATE NASCAR

WAAAH WAAAH WAAH
I DONT WANNA FUCKIN HEAR IT
YOU LISTEN TO SHITTY ASS 100GECS AND I SAY NOTHING
BUT WHEN I HAVE THE AUDACITY TO STRAY AWAY FROM YOUR PALATTE
SUDDENLY IT"S A BIG FUCKIN PROBLEM THAT SOMEONE CALLS THE COPS OVER
IT'S NOT FAIR TO ME DAMMIT

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Genie smoke.