• been to "Ohio"
• has had impure thoughts about a Marvel character
• uses the word "irregardless"
• pro-ship (likes large water vessels)
• wears flip flops
• Gary
• arachnophobic, or any other types of -phobic

at work we have a custom serror type (where 's' is an initial for the company name) and it's most often created with an serror! macro that writes an error log as well

but now we're rebranding to something that starts with t so we'll have to change it to a terror! macro that panics