If mpreg is so good, then when are we getting thempreg?

I'm just. a goat.. eating jeans. breaking hearts...

If DMX was less homophobic he'd probably be a furry

You are of course familiar with honey roasted peanuts. They're a little explosion of sweetness and saltiness that hits the tongue simultaneously, knocking one's senses reeling. What I've just discovered blows the lid off the salty nuts game entirely. Honey roasted cashews, Diane. I'm not going to lie; I've made some unwise gastronomical choices in the last eight minutes. I may need an ambulance.