who else up frolicking through the grassy knoll??

me: waaaaaahhhhhh everyone draws good and i dont think i do waaaaahhhh :(

Someone capable of complex thought: Then get off your ass and practice you lazy bitch

me: noooo stop you're invalidating my sadness with basic logic :(

I Made This Robot Read The Words "Clique" And "Niche" 10,000 Times And Now It Insists That "Cliche" Is Pronounced Either "Clitch" Or "Cleesh"

There are five tables for each room; each table contains six plates of uniform size; each plate contains four hundred and ten spaghetti. Every possible tangle is represented exactly once. The walls bear every possible combination of Italian kitsch.

I believe the restaurant is infinite, though some sects maintain that one day we'll locate the bathroom.