There are five tables for each room; each table contains six plates of uniform size; each plate contains four hundred and ten spaghetti. Every possible tangle is represented exactly once. The walls bear every possible combination of Italian kitsch.

I believe the restaurant is infinite, though some sects maintain that one day we'll locate the bathroom.

1800s america bloodborne-like where your insight/madness mechanic is replaced by your Phineas Gauge

Okay so hear me out, Goldborne is a Bloodborne follow-up game where like, you're a prospector and there are other prospectors about and there's gold in them thar hills and it makes you go cuh-razy but you gotta get the gold and there's probably a giant invisible horse in the sky that you only see when you eat enough gold idk I never finished Bloodborne but they should make this a game I'm sending this to Fromsoft right now they have 24 hours to release a trailer or suffer the consequences

evil arithmetic wizard: your choices are either vötphinary or balanced suboptimal
me, his apprentice: please give me a normal math textbook

normal kids: 10 × 10 = 100. this is easy.
me: the answer is 1001001000.0101001001 dark lord may i please have some bread

1800s america bloodborne-like where your insight/madness mechanic is replaced by your Phineas Gauge