evil arithmetic wizard: your choices are either vötphinary or balanced suboptimal
me, his apprentice: please give me a normal math textbook

...so I guess I've been thinkin' 'bout Isis

me at 13: weak men make hard times they say, so i gotta be a hard strong man like my fave John Starship Trooper

me at 39: sighing in disappointment at a cup of tea I guess i'm just not into hot drinks