Polythene Pam, Polythene Pam
Doing the things that polythene can
What's she like, it's not important
Polythene Pam

"But dad, the bauhinia tree only grows in the south"

"shut up."

and that summarizes the fall of the bauhinian dynasty

me in the middle of a date: google does showing off my shiny shadow mewtwo increase my romantic and/or sexual prospects