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This post has content warnings for: alcohol + implied ab//se joke, nothing srs or irl just. ace attorney, shitposytign.
Please be advised: the average response time for requests is 42-182 business days during peak season (Pride Month and Mental Health Awareness Month) and regular processing time is 33-40 business days.
Expedited service is 30-33 business days and is offered at a rate of $150 per hour reduced, or about as much as therapy would cost on average.
To request expedited service, please include a check or money order and a nice note telling Martha what a good job she's doing