Being a taur has to be really tough.

If your ass or back leg itches, you can't be inconspicuous with that shit. You gotta twist your WHOLE ASS EXISTENCE around to scratch that ass. As a humanoid I can kinda play it cool SOMETIMES, but taurs? Nah. They live life on hard mode.

“I love being weird.” Do you? Or are you just a cop for a blend stereotype of weirdness handed down by mainstream society? You know what you are? You are the dyed-green-horseradish-passing-itself-off-as wasabi of weird. You are the tedious hipster who gushes about Trout Mask Replica but has no idea what polymeter is. You confuse the provocative for the profound. You think you’re proving something about society by drawing dicks in your mom’s Bible, and they’re just boring human dicks instead of animal or alien dicks. You filthy amateur.

There is a package with legs made of ants crawling down the hallway

i think its yours

I have locked myself in a conference room, please DEAL WITH IT