“I love being weird.” Do you? Or are you just a cop for a blend stereotype of weirdness handed down by mainstream society? You know what you are? You are the dyed-green-horseradish-passing-itself-off-as wasabi of weird. You are the tedious hipster who gushes about Trout Mask Replica but has no idea what polymeter is. You confuse the provocative for the profound. You think you’re proving something about society by drawing dicks in your mom’s Bible, and they’re just boring human dicks instead of animal or alien dicks. You filthy amateur.

There is a package with legs made of ants crawling down the hallway

i think its yours

I have locked myself in a conference room, please DEAL WITH IT

Hi Mark,

This is kind of a weird question, but have you seen a package around the mail center addressed to me? It should be a medium large package. It was marked as delivered earlier today, but I couldn't find it.

If you do see it, please let me know ASAP, as this is kind of time sensitive. Hopefully I can find it soon. It's not like 25,000 ants could just grow legs and walk away, right?

Thanks,
Robert