take me to church
i'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your wife
i'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your wife
offer me that deathless death and
good god, let me give you my wife
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but you look at me and you look at Immortan Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another warlord, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm the Red Dementus, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Mr. Norton, Mr. Harley, and Mr. Davidson to the mix? You the chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at the Citadel, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because my boys KNOW they can't beat me and they’re not even gonna try! So Immortan Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at the Citadel. But then you take my 75% chance of winning – if we was to go one on one – and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 and 2/3 chance of winning at the Citadel. Señor Joe! The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at the Citadel!
i don't think david paich was actually qualified to bless the rains down in africa