okay so there’s a blood waterfall

and it’s located in *checks notes* EAST?? antarctica?? what does that even mean???

it landed in my drink. it couldn't swim. i wasn't looking until the last second. it was too late. it tasted like mango and passionfruit.

mmmph need me some unpasteurized milf

Tim is short for Timothy. Jim is short for Jimothy. Jerry is short for Jerbert.