it landed in my drink. it couldn't swim. i wasn't looking until the last second. it was too late. it tasted like mango and passionfruit.

mmmph need me some unpasteurized milf

Tim is short for Timothy. Jim is short for Jimothy. Jerry is short for Jerbert.

I was today years old when I found out that Minerva Mink had her cleavage removed from animation cells prior to her shorts going live on the show.

Which, y'know. I'd already watched that cartoon all kinds of wrong, I was doomed from the start. I understand why they'd have made that choice (and thinking back, why she only had two starring shorts), but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

Especially with Julie Bruin fuckin' B-DOI-OI-OI-OING!-ing all over Tiny Toons when she showed up!