Remember, Rookie: a vamp is at its deadliest just after exsanguination. It can hit you like a truck if you engage. You can tell from afar because the mist in its eyes will have cleared. That's when you know you better run rather than fight because it just filled up on blood. Clear eyes? Full heart? It can't lose.

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