*Shuffles her papers on her anchor desk, before turning to face the camera with a serious expression, wearing a newscaster blazer with big 80s shoulder pads*

"Breaking news update this morning, as it turns out - in an ongoing story - that I'm a ✨genie✨."

"Further updates will be conveyed as events warrant. Thank you."

*Gets up to leave the desk, revealing her gauzy pantaloons that have been just out of shot*