Will the new Jon find the new Nermal in the new trashcan?

recency bias is the worst it's ever been

me: yeah so we’re like six weeks in to having a kid we’re still getting adjusted and all that
my friend Jeffrey the Linguist: man that sounds really stressful. you know if you ever need a break i can always take care of him for you.
me: that’s really nice of you. just make sure to not do anything weird with him lol

(three years later) jeffrey why is my child speaking lojban