recency bias is the worst it's ever been

me: yeah so we’re like six weeks in to having a kid we’re still getting adjusted and all that
my friend Jeffrey the Linguist: man that sounds really stressful. you know if you ever need a break i can always take care of him for you.
me: that’s really nice of you. just make sure to not do anything weird with him lol

(three years later) jeffrey why is my child speaking lojban

(Made with the death generator, and a fantastic commission from artist Felsawizard.