Moon

i'm preeeetty sure my whole existence breaks the square cube law on a daily basis. does that count?
Deya

umm... w-well mostly subtle stuff. like creating clothes and food and such out of nowhere, making things levitate and move at my will, umm... i guess i've broken euclidean space a few times by making my apartment bigger on the inside?
(oh and also i tend to break space and time sometimes by changing the past or present but shhh i always try to put it back to normal)
Hazel
...i've crossed the road at a red light sometimes
The Goddess

am i truly breaking laws, if physics are merely my decision? i have reshaped history to my liking, shrunk insolent vermin past the planck-length, and redefined the laws of orbit to have celestial bodies massage me. parts of my body have become objects of perpetual motion with little more than a thought. my very existence is a perfect proof of the universe being pre-determined: all exists to worship me.
Rae

uuhhh, no idea what physics i -break- so to speak, but i do know that my chest tends to disprove simple physics on many fronts. that... counts right?
Vi

ooohh, what laws DON'T i break? everything is so much fun when the world is in disarray!
my favorites to destroy include cause and effect, perspective, scale, mass, time, space, and relativity!
even more fun is making my own laws of physics though. have you heard of the law of vi? it simply states that i'm endless :D
Blaire

let's seeeee... perpetual, unending growth, that breaks quite a few laws of mass and energy right?
otherwise, catch me in a good and VERY big mood and i might show you how easy it is to break physics~

#shitchosting

also: #shitpost, #shitposting, #shitchost, #shitposts

Now, whose fat ass and/or titties did this to him?