Shady Figure: "Dare ye enter the cursed labyrinth, traveler? For there be treasure beyond your wildest dreams within. But beware!! For also within are there devious traps, that will leave you forever altered!"
Me: "These traps... Are they horny?"
Figure: "What? No, of course not."
Me, Visibly Disappointed: "Pfft. Every time, I swear... It's like no one knows how to make a proper labyrinth anymore."
