think I'll start writing what will end up being a hit webcomic where the protagonist is modeled after who I'd want as my ideal romantic partner and keep an eye on everyone who posts something like "omg Protagonist is literally me" and whoever most consistently is like "wtf seriously this is uncanny" and "this is all too accurate to the kind of person I am to be a mere coincidence" and "I think this thing I found in my room might be a camera" will be the person whose house I'll break into again when I'm released from prison

Occasionally a random reply or a comment, generally not even to something that I posted, will inspire me to spend much more time than it deserves on a throwaway shitpost. This is one of those.

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