it’s true that americans love hamburgers, but what if there was a Deeper side to the story? this is… DeepBurger.

entering my local library and pulling off “the James maneuver” from seventh grade

listen i get why you wouldn’t want to paint the penis on my car but believe me this baby is not going out on public. it’s purely a sex thing, i just want to fuck the car

happy birthday to me
im now twenty three
im not twenty four yet
but in time i will be