a budgie is like a kobold to an eagle.

Hololive hypothetically opens up a hotel and an entitled guest on a rewards program is refused service. The guest's response?

"BUT I'M A SHINY SMILY MEMBER!"

me and your girlfriend are articulating a labiophallic approximant

wunnathesedays i'm gonna get goth mack for goth month

pretty sure i know the many of you this would immediately turn to dust