gay people saying "not me doing x" gets calqued into toki pona as "li mi ala" (appended to sentence) and then contracted as "limijala"

e.g. "not me speaking in esperanto" would be "ni limijala: li toki e toki Epelanto"

Rambley

Bold to have a someone else's brand name in the image.

touchin my sock and buskin a nut