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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.'
That night the man went and saw Pagliacci, and for two weeks, he was the happiest he'd ever been. At the end of those two weeks he gets a bill from his insurance company - clown-related advice isn't covered, and he now owes $170,000, due at the end of the month.
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If ever I say something which strikes you as a little mean, but you're not sure? Read it back in your head in the voice of David Warner. It'll probably sound dry and acerbic, no matter what it was, but you'll have had fun!