Bioshock: "wow you just followed they guy who was nice to you blindly and now look what's happened"

Me: "well actually there was no choice but it's a cool twist so whatever"

Ken Levine: "it's crazy that so many players were tricked into following the main villain of the game just because he said please, makes you think huh?"

Me: "well okay Ken but you didn't program any other choice into the game am I just supposed to spend £50 and then put the game down to exercise my agency?"

My Son to me on my deathbed: "Do you think your life would have been better if you didn't do everything that Bioshock told you to do?"

could you stop being human for a second. yeah that'd be great thanks

The worst part of vacuuming is having to take a break to shamefully extract the sock you missed when picking up from the bowels of the vacuum cleaner.