TTRPG with 52 pick-up as a core mechanic
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Direct your attention to the screen ahead of you, meat freaks. That's right. I'm John Arby, King of Arby's, and it's time we got back to what we do best. We've muddied the waters trying to cater to every taste - something called a 'tschickgen' got into one of my kitchens recently - and I've had enough. You people are going to park your asses at the trough and tell one of our licensed incineratrixes just how charred you want that beef before we bind it in accordance with the old laws. You'd be surprised just how much of a cow will fit through a wood chipper before one of them gives up, and whatever's left of that mess belongs in a bun. Open wide. We've got work to do. Let's finish this. I'm John Arby.
Anonymous User asked: I am the globglogabgalab,
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab.
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind.
Am i the valid yeast of thoughts and minds?
Simply delicious. Approved; you're valid.