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Official Validity Provider Inc LLC Corporation @Valid

5/18/2024, 10:56 PM

Anonymous User asked:

I am the globglogabgalab,
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab.
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind.
Am i the valid yeast of thoughts and minds?

Simply delicious. Approved; you're valid.

#validity approved #shitpost #The Cohost Global Feed #asks open

Jaida R. L. Mack @jaidamack5/18/2024, 10:53 PM

"Diane, I don't want to alarm you, but I fell in the Robert Patrick mold."

"I may at some point feel the need to terminate something. Please see that I am unable to follow through on that urge if the mood should strike."

#shitchost #Special Agent Dale Cooper #twin peaks #1:6 scale #uncanny valley #detailed but wrong

Jaida R. L. Mack @jaidamack5/18/2024, 10:46 PM

"Jaida, are you drinking?"

"No, officer. It's 'Hi, how are you?'"

#shitchost #how high are you #yes i'm drinking of course #it's gin o'clock

Jaida R. L. Mack @jaidamack5/18/2024, 10:42 PM

"I've just been to David Byrne's yard sale, Diane."

"What I find I'm asking myself is, 'This is not my fashionable coat. Why did I buy this?'"

#shitchost #Special Agent Dale Cooper #twin peaks #David Byrne #Water flowing underground