billie jean is such a stupid song if you think about the lyrics. sure it's mostly a sensible song about how a random girl is claiming that he's the father of her kid but then michael jackson just says they danced every once in a while. "oh this girl is claiming i'm the father of her child better bust it down on the dance floor with her." mister jackson YOU HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS!!!

goblin boy at my school: "you 'mash up' music? how about you mash up... someone's pussy? LMAO!!"
me: the act of creation and artistic endeavor is more fulfilling than sex ever could be. that still hurt my feelings though

the plural of wumpus is wumpodes