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Me, enlightened: my boywife is so poggers!
You, foolish: none of these words are in the Bible
Matthew 28:5-6: "The angel said to the women, 'Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay.'”
take that atheists
- I am a genius
- I can differentiate any function in my head
- Liquid nitrogen is incapable of harming me
- I love women more than anyone within 3 miles of me
- I can eat cigarettes to replenish my stamina
- MatPat was right about every theory he ever made
- I am capable of performing photosynthesis whenever I wish
- I have better music taste than everyone, except the musicians I listen to
- I can lick road signs with no consequences
- I will eat icicles for breakfast in a manner similar to how I consume carrots
- penis
Me, enlightened: my boywife is so poggers!
You, foolish: none of these words are in the Bible
Matthew 28:5-6: "The angel said to the women, 'Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay.'”
take that atheists