my life aint a movie...its a kids show. im rainbow dash which do you wanna be

it’s fun for me just to family feud
plus steve harvey got an attitude

Zoomer defense attorney who addresses the jury as "Chat"

How different do you think society would be if shampoos and soaps were fucking delicious

Still unhealthy to ingest. Just, yknow, really tasty.

Taste has nothing to do with it, people tell them not to and they do it Specifically out of spite!

Yeah really diferent actually since that would mean they'd likely get regulated by an entirely different federal agency.

for example!

SCOPE. This CID covers shelf stable with or without meat tomato-based pasta sauce
(tomato-based pasta sauce) packed in commercially acceptable containers, suitable for use by
Federal, State, local governments, and other interested parties. Please note: This document
does not guarantee purchase of this item by USDA.1

2. PURCHASER NOTES.
   2.1 Purchasers must specify the following:

• Type(s), style(s), consistency(ies), packaging type(s), packaging size(s), nutrient content
  claim(s), and agricultural practice(s) of tomato-based pasta sauce desired (Sec. 3).
• When the appearance of discernible spice and herb flecks (particulates) are required (Sec.
  6.3).
• When product must be free from high fructose corn syrup (Sec. 6.3).
• When analytical requirements are different than specified (Sec. 7.1).
• When analytical requirements must be verified (Sec. 7.2).
• Manufacturer’s/distributor’s certification (Sec. 10.3) or USDA certification (Sec. 10.4).
  2.2 Purchasers may specify the following:
• Food Defense (Sec. 10.1) and Manufacturer’s Quality Assurance (Sec. 10.2). Purchaser
  may specify one of the following combinations: Sec. 10.1.1 with 10.2.1 or 10.1.2 with
  10.2.2.
• Packaging requirements other than commercial (Sec. 11).

3. CLASSIFICATION. The tomato-based pasta sauce must conform to the following list
   which must be specified in the solicitation, contract, or purchase order.

you know what isn't subject to the same regulation as Tomato Sauce? soap! shampoo! you know what could have harmful substances we put on our body every day, as if our skin is some impenetrable barrier that never ever is susceptible to toxic compounds?? soap and shampoo!!!!

i think a world in which our shampoo is regulated to be as safe (and that's not safe enough, mind you!) as food would be great!!!!! probably a lot less skin problems too!!!! but you know we'd somehow fuck it up anyway and just put corn syrup in everything. damn can you imagine mango flavored shampoo just guzzling it down

(from: https://www.ams.usda.gov/sites/default/files/media/CID%20Sauce%2C%20Pasta%2C%20Tomato-Based%2C%20With%20or%20Without%20Meat%2C%20Shelf%20Stable.pdf)