Person 1: "Wow! not bad for a chair made out of sticks! Time to work my ass off for the next 5 hours getting drinking water that may or may not make me and my family sick."
Person 2: " I haven't had to work a day in my life and the worlds most comfortable chair is simply fabulous!"
"butler! (snaps fingers) get me some more of that fabulous Egyptian water in that diamond cup."
Butler: "Of course my lord"
btw if you have two pens of different colors and you write one way with one pen, then turn the paper 90° and use the other pen, you can use half as much paper, and, probably, fit all of your notes for a us [language] 1 class on one sheet of paper.
hey folks, there’s a new worrying tiktok trend about drinking a “challenge of amontillado” involving a cask of rare vintage
for the LOVE OF GOD do not follow or interact with anyone offering to do the challenge with you!!! BLOCK them off and do not interact!!
